cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Dave: “I need you to know something man to man… I still have feelings for Leslie… In a womanly fashion, and I believe she feels the same towards me… In a manly way”
Dave Returns - Season 4, Episode 15

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Dave: “I need you to know something man to man… I still have feelings for Leslie… In a womanly fashion, and I believe she feels the same towards me… In a manly way”

Dave Returns - Season 4, Episode 15

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Tom (at The Glitter Factory): There’s a girl here that also works at Quiznos. She’s really nice to me here, but really mean to me at Quiznos.

Tom’s Divorce - Season 2, Episode 11

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Ann: Jogging is the worst, Chris. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
The Treaty - Season 4, Episode 7

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Ann: Jogging is the worst, Chris. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

The Treaty - Season 4, Episode 7

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Smash: She won’t pay attention to me, but I know she likes me.
Matt: Maybe that’s just her way of getting you to pay attention to her.
Smash: I don’t want to pay attention to her, I want her to pay attention to me. That’s how I’m used to.
What To Do While You’re Waiting - Season 1, Episode 12

I think I reblog everything this blog posts…at least I hope I do

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Smash: She won’t pay attention to me, but I know she likes me.

Matt: Maybe that’s just her way of getting you to pay attention to her.

Smash: I don’t want to pay attention to her, I want her to pay attention to me. That’s how I’m used to.

What To Do While You’re Waiting - Season 1, Episode 12

I think I reblog everything this blog posts…at least I hope I do

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Ron (to Tom): Son, people can see you.
Bowling for Votes - Season 4, Episode 13

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Ron (to Tom): Son, people can see you.

Bowling for Votes - Season 4, Episode 13

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Coach Taylor: Wait, wait, wait…is that a Members Only jacket?

Matt: Yeah, what do you think? Do you think it’s okay?

Full Hearts - Season 1, Episode 9

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Tom: “On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?”

Hunting Trip - Season 2, episode 10

I LOVE THIS BLOG

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

April: You ready?

Ron: I was born ready. I’m Ron Fucking Swanson.

The Stakeout - Season 2, Episode 2

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Jean-Ralphio: “This is it for certain, okay? I create a game show. Two people on stage, right? They flip a coin. One of them has to perform open-heart surgery. The other one has to receive open-heart surgery. We call it Open-Heart Surgery.”

L’il Sebastian - Season 3, Episode 16

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Ron: “I have cried twice in my life. Once, when I was 7 and was hit by a bus, and again when I learned that L’il Sebastian had passed.”
L’il Sebastian - Season 3, Episode 16

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Ron: “I have cried twice in my life. Once, when I was 7 and was hit by a bus, and again when I learned that L’il Sebastian had passed.”

L’il Sebastian - Season 3, Episode 16