cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Dave: “I need you to know something man to man… I still have feelings for Leslie… In a womanly fashion, and I believe she feels the same towards me… In a manly way”
Dave Returns - Season 4, Episode 15

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Dave: “I need you to know something man to man… I still have feelings for Leslie… In a womanly fashion, and I believe she feels the same towards me… In a manly way”

Dave Returns - Season 4, Episode 15

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Tom (at The Glitter Factory): There’s a girl here that also works at Quiznos. She’s really nice to me here, but really mean to me at Quiznos.

Tom’s Divorce - Season 2, Episode 11

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Ann: Jogging is the worst, Chris. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
The Treaty - Season 4, Episode 7

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Ann: Jogging is the worst, Chris. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

The Treaty - Season 4, Episode 7

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Smash: She won’t pay attention to me, but I know she likes me.
Matt: Maybe that’s just her way of getting you to pay attention to her.
Smash: I don’t want to pay attention to her, I want her to pay attention to me. That’s how I’m used to.
What To Do While You’re Waiting - Season 1, Episode 12

I think I reblog everything this blog posts…at least I hope I do

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Smash: She won’t pay attention to me, but I know she likes me.

Matt: Maybe that’s just her way of getting you to pay attention to her.

Smash: I don’t want to pay attention to her, I want her to pay attention to me. That’s how I’m used to.

What To Do While You’re Waiting - Season 1, Episode 12

I think I reblog everything this blog posts…at least I hope I do

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Ron (to Tom): Son, people can see you.
Bowling for Votes - Season 4, Episode 13

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Ron (to Tom): Son, people can see you.

Bowling for Votes - Season 4, Episode 13

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Coach Taylor: Wait, wait, wait…is that a Members Only jacket?

Matt: Yeah, what do you think? Do you think it’s okay?

Full Hearts - Season 1, Episode 9

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Coach Taylor: Listen up, if you’re wondering if a boy’s thinking about you, he’s not. He’s thinking about sex, or he’s hungry, those are the only two options.

Crossing the Line -Season 1, Episode 8

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Tom: “On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?”

Hunting Trip - Season 2, episode 10

I LOVE THIS BLOG

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

Leslie: My Nana…she used to say the best stuff. Don’t work yourself into a lather. Look where it is and you’ll find it. Don’t put me in a home. Tell the truth and shame the devil. The devil knows where you’re hiding. If you take enough rides with the devil pretty soon he’s gonna drive….she was really into the devil.

Telethon - Season 2, Episode 22

cleareyesfullparkscantlose:

April: You ready?

Ron: I was born ready. I’m Ron Fucking Swanson.

The Stakeout - Season 2, Episode 2