"Fuck I haven’t posted an #adamsays in a long time"
— Me
"Holy moly pasta fagioli!"
— Me
"Yo, I should get a circle scarf."
— Me
- Dad: how's the falafel look?
- Me: it looks faLOVELY
"…that was back when I was into slight of hand"
— Me
29 Independence lyfe
- me: OH MY GOD GUYS IT'S THURSDAY
- dad: yeah...
- me: SO PARKS AND REC IS ON
- dad: yeah!
- me: GAAHHGGHHHH EEEEEEEE
"Wait I gotta go tweet some things."
— Me
"Sorry…for just generally being me…and working on my accents."
— Me
"Sometimes I don’t really understand why anybody likes me."
— Me
